The Commonwealth of Takkaviita XXVIII is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 3.294 billion Takkaviita XXVIIIians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 14.6%.

The Takkaviita XXVIIIian economy, worth 169 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 51,570 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Takkaviita XXVIII's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Takkaviita XXVIII is ranked 192,991^st in the world and 85^th in belgium for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.65 kickbacks per hour.